Jon and Kate + HATE in Outer Space

It’s the Dumpsta Players’ annual X-mess show, starring the most dysfunctional family we know! Wouldn’t you like to see them leave this planet — in drag?

“Jon and Kate + HATE In Outer Space”

Wednesday, December 16
10PM doors, 11PM showtime — sharp!
@ Bob and Barbara’s
1509 South Street
Philadelphia, PA
Info: (215) 545-4511
$1.99 cover 21+

http://www.dumpstaplayers.org/
http://www.youtube.com/dumpstaplayers

PETEY VS PATTY PONZIO
KATE VS OCTOMOM
JON VS NUEVA GABOR
HAVE YOU CHECKED THE CHILDREN?

It’s the end of the year and it’s time to take out the trash! The first to go is Bucks County’s two biggest douchebags: Jon and Kate Gosselin and their unfortunate brood.

They might be splitting up, but there’s always more money to be made! As they relentlessly rehearse the children at Ponzio’s for their last hurrah, “The Regis Philbin Christmas Special,” Jon storms out and into the arms of Octomom, who’s really an alien. How do you think she had all those kids?

She kidnaps him and takes him to Planet Glamatron, where her leader Nueva Gabor has other plans for Jon. Kate shows up to fight for her money, I mean man. But then they realize that they forgot to feed the children! What about the children? Didn’t there used to be eight of them?

Find out in… Jon and Kate Plus HATE In Outer Space!

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About Glenn Walker

Glenn Walker is a professional writer, and editor-in-chief and contributing writer at Biff Bam Pop!. A blogger, podcaster, and reviewer of pop culture in all its forms, he's done stints in radio, journalism and video retail. Ask him anything about movies, television, music, or especially comics or French fries, and you’ll be hard pressed to stump him or shut him up.

Posted on December 15, 2009, in bob and barbara's, christmas, dumpsta players, jon and kate plus 8, stage. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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