Pain and Addiction
You might ask where I’ve been. It has been some time since I’ve written this blog. Well, November had something to do with it. I’m a writer, and November is NaNoWriMo, National Novel Writing Month. You can read about it here, but that took up quite a bit of my extra time. I was also sick, and had a twisted ankle in there as well. I could easily make those excuses, but it wouldn’t be entirely true. The truth is I’ve found a PS3 game I really like. It’s called Pain.
I have the Dark Crystal to thank for this new addiction. Late one night she sent me this quick text: Go to the PlayStation Network and find the game called Pain. I’ll give you ten bucks for the download. You will love it! I did eventually, at first I was skeptical, and I didn’t quite trust the PlayStation Network after that wonderful hacking scandal. Once I had the game, and started playing I was sooo hooked.
Pain is kind of like Angry Birds, only instead of birds, you’re flinging people from a slingshot into at first a cityscape and then other worlds trying to break stuff for points. Besides the obvious buildings, cars, billboards, signs and the like, there are also explosives, tunnels, even mimes and monkeys as obstacles. The whole time your people are screaming in agony, making snarky remarks and getting tossed about like crazed ragdolls.
Besides different backgrounds to be flung into, there are also a variety of people who can be flung. You can be a rapper, a gamer girl, a cheerleader, a wrestler, a cowboy or girl, a ninja, a pirate, a cat, an old lady, even characters from other games, or ‘celebrities’ like Santa, Flava Flav, Elvira, George Takai, Elvis, Andy Dick, or David Hasselhoff. Yeah, even The Hoff.
Thank you, Crystal, for hipping me to this terrific game. And just for the record, I’ve never felt the need to collect that ten bucks, especially not for the hours and hours of fun I’ve gotten from this game.