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Dial C for Chardonna

The Dumpsta Players return!

Wednesday, July 15th
10 PM doors, 11 PM showtime — sharp!

@ Bob and Barbara’s
1509 South Street
Philadelphia, PA
Info: (215) 545-4511
$1.99 cover

ROCCO RIGATONI STALKS CHARDONNA
LADY CACCA VS. NORMAN BATES
THUG KANO GETS GANGSTA

Chardonna Jenkins returns to the Dumpsta stage, although this time-she’s being stalked! Hot-tempered, possessive boyfriend, Rocco Rigatoni, catches Chardonna making naughty with new gangsta ruffneck, Kano.

When Rocco makes a deal with Psycho‘s Norman Bates to kill each other’s girls, Chardonna isn’t safe! And neither is reigning pop princess, Lady Cacca!

In this homage to Hitchcock, Chardonna must fight for her right to be independent – and show the men that the Ladies are in charge!

But look out… one should always beware in the shower… and the birds are gathering to stalk their prey… call for backup, phone home – but never…

“DIAL C FOR CHARDONNA”!!

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Pari$$$ Or Bust

Chardonna Jenkins: Pari$$$ Or Bust

DJ K-Tell & The Dumpsta’ Players present:

“Chardonna Jenkins: Pari$$$ Or Bust”

Wed. Aug. 15th
Doors 10pm
11pm Showtime — sharp!
@ Bob and Barbara’s
1509 South Street
Info: (215)-545-4511
$1.99 cover

CHARDONNA VS. PARIS HILTON
LINDSAY BLOWHAND SEX TAPE
MEDIA IN A FRENZY!

Pari$$$ Hilton made some new friends while she was in jail: none other than Miss Chardonna Jenkins, the ghetto avenger who tastes like Flavor of Love.

But once the girls are out, Pari$$$ disses Miss Chardonna for fellow celebutante pals like Lindsay Blohand, who has some troubles of her own these days. Chardonna takes revenge the only way she knows how: killing dumb bitches!

Anderson Pooper of CMN Television News Network and nasty gossip columnist, Gladys Crotchshott, swoop down on Pari$$$ like vultures, but find themselves covering the killing of mindless rich people who are constantly clogging the news.

Pari$$$ attempts to concoct a scheme to get the media’s attention back on her. The media circus comes to a head at an American Idle event with superstars Gay Acchin’and Jordin Sparxxx.

Look forward to big wigs and bigger laughs in The Dumpsta Players’ twisted statement on class, media,and celebrity. Join Chardonna as she travels to- “Pari$$$ Or Bust”!

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