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I hate Q. You know, Q from “Star Trek The Next Generation.” Or more accurately I hate John de Lancie, who provides the voice that annoys in the game Quantum Conundrum.
More than a year ago, maybe two, when I discovered what a great place for customer service the Marlton Game Stop was (sadly, it’s gone now), I asked for a gift recommendation for The Bride, who at the time was well immersed in Portal. I wanted something like Portal for when she finally finished Portal. A game that was not yet out was suggested – Quantum Conundrum.
The game never came out. At least that I know of. I looked and asked and asked and looked, but for the most part no one else had heard of it. Imagine my surprise when it showed up as a download from the PlayStation Store. It was quickly purchased and brought to the attention of The Bride. Happy way late Christmas/Birthday/whatever present. She took to it, like, well, like The Bride to Portal.
In the game John de Lancie voices Professor Fitz Quadwrangle, who much like like GLaDOS in Portal, never shuts up. It’s to the point of madness, and it’s not even about cake this time. The professor’s house has become a maze of alternate dimensions, and you the player, his nephew, have to navigate your way through the house, with the help of his clueless disembodied voice, until the house and the professor are all back in the same right dimension.
Quantum Conundrum is a puzzle game, so it infuriates me almost as much as de Lancie’s voice annoys me. I can’t play it, but The Bride loves it, so I can’t complain.