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The Dumpsta Players Present “Honey Poo Poo’s Chic-Fill-A Fashion Show”
The Date: Wednesday, February 20, 2013
The Time: Doors open at 10 PM, show time is 11 PM sharp!
The Place: Bob and Barbara’s, 1509 South Street, Philadelphia PA
HONEY POO POOS HER SKETTI! KIM KATRASHIAN VS. MISS PHILIPPINES! MISS KOSOVO VS. MISS TEEN FLORIDA!
Honey Poo Poo is all the rage at “A List”-ing baby discos from Trenton to Chattanooga! With her new found fame comes merchandising opportunities, meet and greets at Walmart, and a list of temptations no little girl should ever read.
Kim Katrashian is throwing her annual Spring Fashion Show benefiting Sick Babies and Puppies Without Borders and contemplating names for her own debut of celebrity spawn.
When Miss Philippines and her agent Max Wisenheimer are added to the entertainment lineup for the Fashion Show, it’s anyone’s guess who will hoard the most attention and make a splash in the headlines!
But what do Mama Poon and Miss Teen Florida have up their sleeves? And what’s Lance Armstrong doing in the wings? Beware! Miss Kosovo and her scheming mother have some rather dark ideas of how they might steal the spotlight and no one is safe during The Fashion Show!
Throw down the gauntlet, gulp your skinny latte, but don’t miss – – – “HONEY POO POO’S CHIC-FILL-A FASHION SHOW”!
A portion of the proceeds from “Honey Poo Poo’s Chic-Fill-A Fashion Show” will benefit The Attic Youth Center!
The Dumpsta Players are at it again with a posthumous tribute to all our fav stars who faded in the 00s! That’s right — they’re all coming back for one last swan song performance in the “Dead 00’s Revue”!
Expect the unexpected from all your favorites including 60s Loner Legend and outlaw Johnny Cash, the very addicted rock of Robert Palmer, jazz siren Peggy Lee, the smooth soul of Luther Vandross, the Dirty Dancing of Patrick Swayze, the 80s dance pop of Laura Branigan, the persuasive gospel according to Tammy Faye, the timeless comedy of “The Golden Girls”, the very sexxxy and raunchy duo of Teena Marie and Rick James, the exquisite feline seductress Eartha Kitt, legendary punk band The Ramones, and the very King of Pop, Michael Jackson!
Many more stars are still being added!!
Come see what happens when we stir the melting pot of deathly delights in the — “DEAD 00’S REVUE”!!!!
AT: Bob and Barbara’s, 1509 South Street, Philadelphia PA, 215-545-4511, $1.99 21+
TONIGHT! Doors open at 10 PM, Showtime at 11 PM Sharp!
That’s right, Folks, time again to pick America’s trashiest Prom Queen!
The Dumpsta’ Players celebrate their 14th Annual stag, drag, come-as-you-were/are/is “PROMTRASH MEAN GIRLS” @ Bob and Barbara’s!
Join the Dumpstas as Bette Midler takes on Donna Summer in a Mean Girls supreme showdown! Enjoy the snarly antics of the top bitches – The Heathers! Contestants are encouraged to pay homage to all the nasty queens through the decades – from Dynasty to Perez Hilton!
“PROMTRASH MEAN GIRLS”
WED. APRIL 21ST, 10 PM DOORS, 11 PM SHOWTIME-SHARP!
@ BOB AND BARBARA’S
1509 SOUTH STREET
It’s revenge of the dreadful prom, so join in the ffffun! We invite all to put on a prom dress, don a tux and compete with the gender bending drag kings, queens, straight up females and males, faghags, pretty princesses and assorted other freaks!
Come enjoy the sensational crowning in – “PROMTRASH MEAN GIRLS”!!!!
I’ve been going to see the Dumpsta Players for most of the fifteen years they’ve been around. I just have to say that last night’s performance of the Kit Kat Bric-A-Brac Broadway Revue was the best ever. And I’ve seen tons of Dumpsta shows. This was the best and my favorite.
DJ K-Tell and the gang kept it simple – candy bars singing Broadway tunes, and the bizarre juxtaposition worked so well. Elaborate costumes, all homemade, found or thrift bought (thus the Dumpsta name) highlighted the show which featured Broadway both old and new including songs from Oklahoma, Spring Awakening, West Side Story, Cabaret and even Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog. Coolness.
The Dumpsta Players return to Bob and Barbara’s in April for the much anticipated 14th annual Promtrash!
Wednesday, February 17th
10PM doors, 11PM showtime — sharp!
$1.99 cover 21+
@ Bob and Barbara’s Lounge
1509 South Street
Info: (215) 545-4511
ALMOND JOY AND MOUNDS TAP DANCE!
BLOW POP IS MY FAIRY LADY!
YORK PEPPERMINT PATTY HAS A HARD KNOCK LIFE!
This is the dawning of the age of sugarius! Imagine Happy Hour at the candy shop and all the different sweet snacks wanna show off some Broadway! Blow Pop could have danced all night! Butterfinger is just a girl who can’t say no! Bit-O-Honey’s life is a cabaret! See Almond Joy and Mounds in a tap dance extravaganza!
Join the Dumpstas as we ride a sugar high down the Hershey Highway! Enjoy selections from “Hair,” “Spring Awakening,” “Grease,” and “West Side Story!”
Have some sweet charity and take it slow, daddy-o, in –
“The Kit Kat Bric-A-Brac Broadway Revue”!
For over twelve years the Dumpsta Players have been producing the best satire and commentary on pop culture and modern society with only costumes and props sometimes dragged literally from the dumpster. This lipsync-drag-cabaret theatre group is one of Philadelphia’s coolest secrets, they should really be getting press and acclaim. Here’s my two cents worth.
With any Dumpstas show there is one rule – nothing is sacred, and the corollary is to expect the unexpected. And that’s the way it’s been for over a decade, and continues this past Wednesday with their latest show “Golden Girls Gone Wild.”
Arriving early for a Dumpsta show is akin to those crazy old movies about Hollywood where a walk between studios one is witness to cowboys, chorus girls and cartoons. This is the atmosphere as a Dumpsta show is prepped in the last minutes before showtime. There were Golden Girls scurrying about as disco, both and old and new school, pumped through the bar’s speakers. Of course, there were a few oddities thrown in like Juice Newton’s “Queen of Hearts” and the “What’s Happening” TV theme. This is the Dumpstas after all.
After surviving a few liquor board inspections the staging area of Bob and Barbara’s (Dumpsta home field) is a bit different, but it gives ample room to strut and perform. And all drag queens (and kings) need room for that, and bottom line, biting sarcasm and political and pop culture satire aside, the Dumpstas are a one-of-a-kind drag show at their core.
Ricky Paul, the founder and driving force behind the group for well over a decade walks purposefully through the bar, saying hi to friends and patrons, but is hardcore in making sure all is ready for the 11 PM sharp showtime. While Ricky is always on top of the production, the shows are also always a team effort. From the oldest to the newest members of the troupe, to folks not in this particular show to even those who are sick or recovering from illness, all are on hand to make sure the show goes on without a hitch.
Tonight’s show are songs and sketches loosely connected by the premise of the Golden Girls on reality television, just a taste of what Dumpsta-mania is all about. Using actual sound bytes from the “Golden Girls” TV series, to get a new roof, the ladies hit the reality shows to raise money. The GG drag is priceless, and John Donges’ deep voiced Bea Arthur/Dorothy brought down the house. So funny I peed just a little bit.
When Dorothy goes on “The Biggest Loser” to Weird Al’s “Fat” I was losing it. I have officially seen enough butt crack to last a lifetime. Next Rose/Betty White, played by Carl Swansen, appeared on “Dancing with the Stars” as Heather Mills’ partner. Heather, Paul McCartney’s ex-wife, was played by a mannequin whose leg, um, well, you get the picture. As I said, nothing is sacred. This segment featured some amazing disco dancing by Ricky Paul as Steve Guttenberg and Jennifer Walker (nepotism is not dead) as Rula Lenska to “Shake Your Groove Thing.”
Choreography is a major part of any Dumpsta performance. Oh sure, you can say these shows are all just lipsync, but you can’t deny the incredible choreography involved. It is the troupe’s forte in many scenes on stage, and Blanche/Rue McClanahan (Lance Pawling) vs New York on “Charm School” is no exception. Great writing, acting and dancing here, and Shannon Wilkes as New York is terrific, and that’s not even mentioning Macy Gray’s “Slap a Bitch” or the fake vagina. Yep, you read that right, fake vagina.
Repeat after me: nothing is sacred, and expect the unexpected. And when Sophia/Estelle Getty, played by Dan Meyer, starts to strip on “America’s Top Model” (also hosted by New York) it’s madness. But it earns a check from Bret Michaels (Cathy Heard) of “Rock of Love” and everyone lives happily ever after to Warrant’s “Cherry Pie.”