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Jon and Kate + HATE in Outer Space

It’s the Dumpsta Players’ annual X-mess show, starring the most dysfunctional family we know! Wouldn’t you like to see them leave this planet — in drag?

“Jon and Kate + HATE In Outer Space”

Wednesday, December 16
10PM doors, 11PM showtime — sharp!
@ Bob and Barbara’s
1509 South Street
Philadelphia, PA
Info: (215) 545-4511
$1.99 cover 21+

http://www.dumpstaplayers.org/
http://www.youtube.com/dumpstaplayers

PETEY VS PATTY PONZIO
KATE VS OCTOMOM
JON VS NUEVA GABOR
HAVE YOU CHECKED THE CHILDREN?

It’s the end of the year and it’s time to take out the trash! The first to go is Bucks County’s two biggest douchebags: Jon and Kate Gosselin and their unfortunate brood.

They might be splitting up, but there’s always more money to be made! As they relentlessly rehearse the children at Ponzio’s for their last hurrah, “The Regis Philbin Christmas Special,” Jon storms out and into the arms of Octomom, who’s really an alien. How do you think she had all those kids?

She kidnaps him and takes him to Planet Glamatron, where her leader Nueva Gabor has other plans for Jon. Kate shows up to fight for her money, I mean man. But then they realize that they forgot to feed the children! What about the children? Didn’t there used to be eight of them?

Find out in… Jon and Kate Plus HATE In Outer Space!

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Jon and Kate… Again, Now Go Away

High on my list of folks I’d like to see go away are Jon and Kate Gosselin. Up until their marriage troubles, “Jon & Kate Plus 8” was just another one of many mildly entertaining reality shows that populated the higher end of the cable dial. When the crap hit the fan and the media machine started to fill the public in on what the two were really up to when the cameras were off, suddenly they became interesting, and their show –which for the most part ignored these allegations- instantly became The Learning Channel’s number one show.

By the time they started to own up to the fact that there were problems – and yesterday’s announcement of their impending divorce as well as last night’s episode detailing their separation – no one really cared anymore. I know I don’t. Let’s face it. The novelty is gone. Much like Susan Boyle, it’s time for them to go now.

To be honest, I’m surprised Jon has lasted as long as he has. Kate is more than a handful – and I am being sooo nice when I say that. However if the producers are smart, and want the high ratings to continue I think they should immediately take a new tact in the direction of the series. Make it about each of them out in the dating world. Heck, if watching them with each other wasn’t hilarious enough, imagine them interacting with real people…

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